Heard Turd

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.

Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!

by LakotaNative September 22, 2023

Bailey Heard

Bailey Heard is a handsome curly haired beast who has a massive penis. He is a lady magnet and no one can resist him. He is nonchalant on the surface, but if you dig deeper he has a massive heart. If you want a perfect, reliable, hot papi to run to, Bailey is your guy.

Bailey Heard smashes all the lady's

by Throat Goat82 July 28, 2025

never heard of him

when a fangirl wants to show everyone her fave is better than theirs. usually used with the wrong pronoun.

daenerys targaryen who? never heard of him

by paterscum June 20, 2017

hearded

it’s like heard but better

i hearded ur finger

by joanannanan April 11, 2020

you heard

you heard of girlswithcocaine?

no

fuck you nigga

you heard of girlswithcocaine?

by 2D Bois order 3D bois anytime May 22, 2024

take a amber heard

The act of taking a massive dump in someone else's bed.

Hey trenton ill be right back ive got to take a amber heard.

by Quackrock March 2, 2025

Heard Instinct

The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.

(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)

Heard Instinct seems to dominate the commentary on many online plotforms*

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022