Michael William Hanes Jr.

this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.

Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean

Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*

by steve jobs back from the dead December 5, 2018

super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo

This is truly a speciality, if you get this, you are truly lucky. While sucking a pp, the person sucking will use an ancient motion done as a combination of both hands and the mouth creating a vacuum seal, this will make you cum instantly. The person can then proceed to deepthroat turning both hands slightly in antagonistic motions, this works on everyone. Important note: If you bite during the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, you will ruin it, do not bite.

Yesterday she drained me, I think she hit me with the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, i just could not even last 2 seconds.

by icewallow_come October 2, 2020

two hander

A girl that is so big that it takes TWO hands to control her in bed.

"Damn bitch you are certainly a two hander, I mean I tried to use one hand on you to entensify the ass pounding I was giving you, but you almost broke it. You fucking walrus, now I have to use two hands, after this sex you will recieve the grapes of wrath fosho"

by the st3 October 7, 2005

left handed browsing

To browse the internet for porn. And possibly having you right hand on your member.

Guy 1: hay i walked in on nat he was left handed browsing.

Guy 2:That nasty where was his right hand.

Guy 1: on his member

by metroid768 May 28, 2011

Haneef

A fortnite boy who is short but extremly adorable. Trys to act like a cool boy, fails, but it one of the nicest boys you know.

Look at Haneef, talking about Fornite again trying to look cool.

by KazooBoi December 13, 2018

left handed braille

The language most people resort to when inebriated beyond the point of bodilly control.

Mike: What did Jonno say jus then?

Geoff: Dunno. The pisshead is speaking left handed braille.

by Chaucer_had_it_coming February 3, 2010

Handed

that act of beating some one or some thing
see the Owned

I handed that bitch in street fighter!

by Da Tuma January 20, 2009