Tinder Handshake

While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulating the external anal sphincter.

Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".

by Paradox-Machine November 27, 2017

oral handshake

1. v. A formal show of appreciation aimed towards greeting ones bedroom counterpart...
2. Adv. Gratuitous mouth hug/kiss making ones partner feel welcomed or accepted into their intimate circle...

1. Always remember that by giving a oral handshake, the effect left upon him/her allows more willingness and selflessness...

Oral handshakes are totally a modern day wave...

by Blake Child June 20, 2016

Drunken Handshake

Performing a handjob while intoxicated.

I was so wasted last night, I ended up giving that nerd a drunken handshake.

by drc1986 August 15, 2012

Genuine Handshake

It's in a brief description a BJ.

Hey, you want a genuine handshake mate?

by Lewrh August 30, 2012

Siberian handshake

Sexual act in which a man sticks his hand in a bucket of ice (or cold beverage,) then thrusts his fingers into an unprepared female.

Dude, I gave this chick I hooked up with a Siberian handshake. She won't reply to my texts now.

by Dante Novacaine September 23, 2013

arkansas handshake

An arkansas handshake is where you go in for a normal handshake and bypass the hand of the other person and grab a handful of crotch of the unsuspecting recipient.

Dude! Your grandma gave me an arkansas handshake at your wedding and told me I had a nice package!?!

by AmericanRacer12p December 30, 2022

Avatar Handshake

When the leg hair of two grown men momentarily touch and intertwine. The bonded men quickly pull away and give each other a head nod.

I was sitting at the bar on a hot summer day when a European man wearing 5 inch shorts sat next to me. There was no need to speak a word since we already greeted one another with an Avatar Handshake.

-Derived from the term tsaheylu; the process in which a Na’vi rider in Pandora develops a bond with his mount or other worldly creatures. It allows two beings to mentally connect and share information with one another as well as gain access to each other's physical senses; they can even feel the pain of whatever they are bonded to, amongst other things.

by Cubbyguy September 25, 2023