all hands and no nuts

A lightweight female description of an aging male lover.

I was pleasantly and ecstatically surprised to find that he was all hands and no nuts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2020

edward pee pee hands

Used when one doesn’t wash their hands after taking a piss.

Derived from the Johnny Depp movie “Edward Scissorhands”

Cody: “I took the fattest piss ever, man.”

Liam: “Did you wash your hands?”

Cody: “No.”

Liam: “Wash them, Edward pee pee hands!”

Evan: “Hey guy, we have Edward pee pee hands over here!”

by slipperydingus69 May 7, 2018

Handout

A person who gets something valuable but didn't even put in the work for it

Bro: You see the new car drew got?
Bro 2: nah bro, its his dads car, he gave drew a handout

by 1pz2 January 18, 2020

adult handshake

Any sexual act involving one's hand and a man's genitalia. First heard (possibly) on the American translation of the Japanese children's show "Shin Chan," where two detectives need to feign homosexuality in order to keep their cover.

Hey, at least I wasn't the one giving an adult handshake to a male gigolo!

by Dumpy McVey June 24, 2007

Joe Quist Handshake

When a man sees another man sleeping and pulls down his pants and puts his ass next to the sleeping man's face. Then another person takes a picture of this and sends it to everyone.

I just gave Evan a Joe Quist Handshake while he was passed out!

by SamuelLJacksonDoppleganger January 24, 2011

Mr. Hands

A man in Washington who had a friend video him having anal sex with a horse. He suffered a perferated colon and later died.

Dude 1: Eww have you seen that Mr. Hands video?
Dude 2: Yeah that was damn nasty!
Dude 1: It kinda turned me on.
Dude 2: You are some sick fuck!

by FFluver February 22, 2008

big hands

big hands refers to the size of their male sex organs AKA penis

so if you say someone has small hands it means that they have a small penis.
if you say that you have big hands then that means you have a big penis.

by sr71d April 16, 2008