Handytard

The token retarded person found in almost all businees. They are slowitted but capable of doing meanial tasks. You will find a lot of handytards at goodwill sorting clothes, pricing merchandise,and quite often shopping there as well. They usually are paid minimum wage and are driven to work by there Mom.

The handytard slowly pushed a broom around the wallmart. He paused occaisonally to laugh at something only funny to himself.

by Rich Borge September 9, 2006

handbag

A girls gay pal who unexpectedly turns up on your date

'How did you get on up Byres Rd?'
'Oh she brought her handbag Kieran!'

by James Stewart July 2, 2004

handbrake

When a chick abruptly stops giving you a handjob right before you orgasm, causing you to have no pleasure upon orgasming.

It was going good till I got a handbrake.

by P tha Pawn May 15, 2010

Mexican Handbrush

When a man shaves his head all the way except for a brush sized area near the front running front to back. This brush sized area must be short, between 2 and 3 quarters of an inch long. The area is then rubbed up and down a woman's pussy, similar to head, except the other way around. This act is continued until she bursts into a shaking orgasm.

Man, he shattered me with that Mexican Handbrush last night, I just cant get the feel of it out of my pussy lips.

by an ass monkey April 23, 2009

handyphoning

way of communicating to a peer who is sitting right next to you by putting your hand to your ear like a phone and having a conversation with them.

Katy: Hey Kelsie pick up your phone!
Kelsie: Hey katy! Whats up?
Teacher: What are you doing?
Kelsie and Katy: What does it look like? We are handyphoning! Duh!

by Carly!!! February 20, 2009

Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy

A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.

I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.

by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014

Handy beer sack

Two guys one girl. Binge drink for a day, get super drunk, piss, shit, and puke in a bucket or bowl, mix it together, dump it in the girls vagina, she squirted it all over them. They proceed to smear it all over eachother so it is body on body contact, then she licks it all off, then throws up on her hands, and proceedes to give handjobs. Optionally followed by anal

Me and my colage room mates decided to give this nasty bone a handy beer sack

by jdawgnight73 October 16, 2015