shit hammock

shitting on a piece of saran wrap and hanging it across an empty doorway for someone unsuspecting to walk into.

David walked straight into my shit hammock

by Fuktupkid July 2, 2008

banana hammock

A Speedo, of course.

I have to lose the winter tire, so my banana hammock still fits.

by speedolover January 12, 2007

Hammadi

Hammadi is sometimes an annoying kid. But other times he can be your best friend. Hes kind to others unless they're not kind back. Hes the best person you could find!!!

Hammadi

by Hammadi November 25, 2018

hamma

it's simply THE way to say hammer

"Pass me the hamma."

by Mechelle Hutchens May 22, 2004

ass hammock

When your cat lays on your thighs and uses your ass as a pillow and takes a nap.

"Dude, I don't want to freak you out, but yer cat used you as an ass hammock last night."

by Sir HIIMX August 26, 2009

Hammond

Pulling a Hammond, whereby someone of a much older age has a "physical" relationship with someone of a much younger age. Generally a teacher to student association.

Mike: That guy is like 40 years old
Patrick: Yea, he pulled a Hammond with that girl T Mac in our grade.
Mike: OH GROSS!
John: I know right

by TigerballZpants December 19, 2008

hammoking

The action of a girl licking from a mans butt hole to his balls and proceeding with a blow job.

hammoking is when a girl is giving a rim job then goes to a blow job but her tung never leaves the body

by Zach Woods October 20, 2007