Hasan

My bf:)

Girl : who's that?
Me : thats Hasan the loml

by Itss._.shortyy December 5, 2024

Hasan

Hasan is the most handsome boy known to man! He is a really good listener, and is so lovable. He gives the best hugs and has a really good family. If he loves u HE LOVES YOU! But here's the catch, HASAN IS MINE AND NINE ONLY. SO BACK UR ASS OFF OF HIM!!

Girl 1- hey look it's that drop dead gorgeous boy

Me- that's hasan and he's MINEE!

by Itss._.shortyy December 5, 2024

Habsan

The Jaat equivalent of pointing out a black woman. Adapting the slur 'nigger' to Desi dialect.

yo watch out that Fat ass Habsan under the bridge.

by FapFrost December 16, 2024

Hasanabi Doctrine

A general guide for nation-building to follow coined by Hasan Piker.

#1 Get Nukes
#2 If asked to give up your nukes, do NOT give up your nukes.
#3 If you're accused of having nukes, drop everything IMMEDIATELY and find some nukes. (See: Iraq and Weapons Of Mass Destruction)

Man, Ukraine should've followed the Hasanabi Doctrine, they could've avoided this entire situation.

by hellohello234239428 February 28, 2025

Haksan

A korean ritual involving smoking spicy cannabis and bowing to your elders.

Just went to a haksan party night, weed gave me the spicy runs but hey atleast I got some elderly respect

by anonymous May 1, 2025

Hasan Defense Theory

the HDT otherwise known as the Hasan Defense Theory is the technique were Omer Hasan steals a joke originally aimed at him and then stealing it and turning it around on the original jokester. This presents the idea that Omer is the one that originally made the joke disregarding the hard work and ingenuity of the original.

hey your using the Hasan Defense Theory. Omer: no your using the HDT!

by kabz64 February 24, 2026

Hasan Piker

haˈsan ˈpī-kər

1
A person who believes they are not as extremely retarded as they actually are.

2
a Clout Whore

3
The sloppiest of sloptubers

See also Dunning-Kruger

1
Karen is such a Hasan Piker. She totally thinks people don't see through her bullshit

2
There goes Karen again trying to get more brownie points by pulling another Hasan Piker.

3
You see that fat retard Mike from PA on reacting on youtube?
Yeah, he is trying so hard to be like Hasan Piker when he reacts it's pathetic.

by Thick Richard June 10, 2025