Computer Hangover

A computer hangover is the feeling you get when you've been on the computer or texting or watching a movie or playing video games all day. Depending on the person, it can also occur after a few hours or even thirty minutes. Computer hangovers almost never occur when accompanied by another person, either because of the desire to impress them or because you were engaged in another activity (e.g. talking, thinking, or...) instead of just spacing. The effects of a computer hangover can be achieved as well by spacing for a day, lying on the couch for five hours, but lets see you try that.

SYMPTOMS:
-- headaches
-- slight naseau (depending on the person)
-- dry taste in mouth
-- extreme dislike of sunlight
-- sudden attraction to couch
-- loss of will to do anything other than just lie there
-- hunger or thirst (seeing as to you haven't probably left the couch for a few hours)
-- loss of memory for most of that day
-- empty sleepiness

CURES:
-- a cool shower
-- a glass of cold water
-- more computer (WARNING: temporary! Your computer hangover will get worse afterwards.)
-- time, time time!
-- calling a friend to chat
-- reengaging your mind with something required like homework (WARNING: no media should be involved, or your computer hangover will not be helped at all!)
-- Going outside for a quick run/walk
-- Washing your face with a cold cloth
-- Changing your clothes, brushing your hair, doing new makeup, "freshening up"

A: Dang, I've got one sick comp hangover. geez, this sucks. Can you grab me some water?
B: Sure. Dude, you have such a Computer Hangover. (Brings A a glass of water). So, how 'bout that homework?
A: WHAT?
B: I told you earlier, you have homework.
A: Nooo! I can't think at all right now.
B: You really don't remember?
A: Nothing. Nilch. Nada.

by InsanityisSexy:) June 12, 2011

mexican hangover

after a night of heavy drinking, eating, etc., the act of waking up the next morning and taking the most violent, earth-shattering dump, in which it sprays the walls of the crapper with the powerful force of a fire hose!!!

"oh man, i must have had like fifteen heinekens last night before we got those chili cheese dogs....uh-oh...i'll be right back...."

by clipper February 9, 2004

friendship hangover

The feeling that a place is too quiet and boring after guests leave a party.

After Sarah and the others left Jimmy's party, he had a major friendship hangover.

by danielie_xoxo January 16, 2010

IRS Hangover

When public officials past tax indiscretions
finally catch up with them , and effectively
disqualify the miscreants from high office .

IRS Hangover ?

A number of Obama,s Cabinet Nominations
appear to be suffering from collective / selective amnesia ,in relation to their
( past ) Tax Affairs !!!! .

by E - FUMBLER February 4, 2009

lax hangover

how you feel the day after a lacrosse game, sore (bruises, cuts) and tired as hell

yeah i have a lax hangover, im not feeling to good today

by seksiman April 10, 2011

Technology Hangover

A hangover where instead of drinking heavily the night before, one used to much technology. Symptoms: Headache, Drowsiness, Dizziness, etc.

Jack: "Dude u look horrible!"
John: "ikr. I have a wicked technology hangover"

by redrulz April 13, 2011

Mormon Hangover

When you spend the entire night sober and wake up with a fat headache and feeling like you have just been hit by a large moving vehicle.

Guy 1: "Dude, I went out with my friends as the DD, and still woke up with a hangover."

Guy 2: " Ahh, it's the classic Mormon Hangover. Go back to bed and take an advil."

by Mormon party-er July 11, 2011