the cliff hanger

The act of having sex with a woman on the edge of a bed, and just as you come you let go of her and she falls off the bed.

Ron: Yeah!

Dierdre: WTF, you almost broke my neck!

Ron: Maybe so, but it was an awesome Cliff Hanger!!!

and

Realizing he only had a single bed and didn't want her to share it with him once they were done, he suggested they do The cliff Hanger.

by hornblatt April 19, 2010

Cling Hanger

When a pornographic video ends ebruptly before the viewer has had a chance to ejaculate.

Man, I was watching a porno yesterday and it ended on a total cling hanger.

by BOOTYSQUIRT January 28, 2021

hangeroused

The act of being both hungry, horny and angry.

I am so hangeroused that I hit my burger in anger and jerk off afterwards.

by Neobonde September 1, 2018

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.

Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!

by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020

Double Hanger

A piece of fabric rides up your junk and splits your boys apart. AKA a man "cameltoe"

"Dude, you got a double hanger going on there. Ya might want to fix that..."

by DubbleTrubble July 9, 2014

sign hanger

The baddest mother fuckers to walk the job site. Their knowledge is infinite and their balls hang low.

That dude is a sign hanger

by Thejaeg January 1, 2017