hairdryersexual

attracted to hair dryers

Person 1: hello im a hairdryersexual, my pronouns are hairdryis/hairdryer
Person 2: KYS

by not bonqi (real) March 9, 2022

Hatred-Induced Exaggeration

When a person exaggerates how bad something is due to sheer anger.

The AVGN is notorious for Hatred-Induced Exaggeration. While most of his reviews are brutally honest and to the point, sometimes he's just complaining to complain.
For example, in the Dick Tracy episode, he gets mad because "the driving controls are bad" and "the snipers (outside) are far too accurate." In reality, however, the driving controls are extremely simple; and the snipers are not NEARLY as accurate as they appear in the video. Not that it makes the game even remotely passable.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022

Häised

When have to do something but you fuck it up and still have an attitude about it.

You spilled beer on the floor, think about if you should clean it up or not. You decide to clean it and slowly get a cloth from the kitchen that you usually do the dishes with. You wipe the floor and put the wet cloth on the table corner. You leave it there for drying. You häised it!

You work with a saw in sandals and lay down the saw on a very small pole. Your friend tells you it’s very dangerous to put it there. You tell your friend that nothing is gonna happen. Five minutes later your friend wants to use the saw, it’s completely slope. You häised it!

by Dr. Matzkimiauski June 25, 2022

Hairodin

something want flirting on someone but not really because his lazy and not really interested on it

Hairodin wants kpop

by Hairodin May 12, 2022

Hairydolphinxoxo

Someone who is freaky in the bedroom and undeniably hot

Gabi: Sara is such a Hairydolphinxoxo
Bethan: Really? I thought she'd be bad in bed

by Sara.is.so.hot October 31, 2022

Haredim

Ultra Orthodox Jews. They do not drive cars, speak only Yiddish, they cannot touch any woman (they are artificially breeding fetuses through secret jew technology they stole from their goyim servants) pray 2 months a day, breathe only kosher air. The men do not work and only read the Torah, while the women are staying at homes and cooking gefilte fish for them so they can read the Torah satiated.

- see those black hats! are those the amish??!!
- no, those are haredim

by legoduplo82 August 2, 2024

hairdache

A headache or scalp sensitivity caused by hair styling which is worn for a long period of time. Hairdaches are often caused by plaits, braids and pony tails for example

I've got hairdache

by anonymous December 30, 2023