garfunkle

same as jizz, yazz, cum, or spooge

man, i garfunkled all over her face!

by Don White & Travis Mills March 30, 2003

garfield

Garfield-(Matthew Garfield)A great rapper from the west coast,that also goes by the alias of Kilo-G.One of the best freestylers in west pacific.

"Im like a dynamite stick about to blow,raps so cold aint no other like kilo/"

by kilo G September 30, 2003

Garff

used to describe a mentally slow or retarded person

"What are you, a Garff?!!!!!"

by Pete October 21, 2003

Garfield

When a ginger shaves his pubes and doesnt brush them off and gets a blowjob from a girl therefore leaving hair in her mouth which she then chokes on and coughs up a "hair ball"

"Dude, I heard you hooked up with a fatty last night?"

"Haha yeah, I gave her the Garfield!"

by The Anonymous Garfield Bandit November 5, 2009

garfep

Male Homosexuality

"Oh I feel so "garfep" today, stick that oscar meyer weiner in my pooper."

by Adept June 9, 2004

garfunkel

nocturnal gaseous discharge from the rectum

you garfunkeled so loudly last night, it woke me up from a sound sleep.

by mikaige June 11, 2006

garfiend

the girlfriend of a guy you like

(garf as in barf- the act of upchucking)
(fiend- a diabolically cruel or wicked person)

Girl 1: omg, that guy is sooo hott!
Girl 2: I know totally, too bad he has a garfiend.

by .124425.8148.183989d February 8, 2008