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Gunch

aka Guy Lunch; When the guys in the office get together for lunch. Typically at a Sports Bar or Hooters or pretty much anywhere that serves beer and wings.
Clay: Hey, what are you doing for lunch?
Dannon: No plans...gunch?
Clay: Gunch!
Dannon: Let's do it!
by KingD1234 July 22, 2011
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Mexican-Grinch

An exceptionally heinous little halfling (typically of Mexican decent) that derives pleasure from crapping on the the merriment and kindness of innocent whites during the holidays. The Mexican-Grinch is a sad, lonely, vile critter that lives in seclusion with an unfortunate poor stolen dog (held in hostage against its will). Once a year before Christmas, this small slimy nasty creature crawls out of hiding to break into decent homes and "look through trash cans" in order to steal people's identity for it's green card. However, recent studies have shown that leaving a plate of fiber one brownies out can stop the Mexican-Grinch up from shitting all over your holiday!
person 1- "Honey, did you use my credit card to buy George Lopez tickets?"
person 2- "NOOOOO, Mexican-Grinch!!!!
person 1- Fuck.
by Viva La Donald April 23, 2018
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Gunch

Gay Lunch. when two men eat lunch together and then swap blow jobs.
1. verb. I'm totally going to gunch him someday.
2. noun. So I had a really nice midday gunch with Austin today.
by immaslut August 1, 2012
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Guinchode

The Guinchode, pronounced (gin-chode) is commonly used as a noun but can be used as an adjective as well. A Guinchode is someone who is the man (or woman) and is very calm and cool in every situation possible.
(n.) You know, if he wasn't such a guinchode, i would definitely punch him in the face.

(adj.) After getting to know you bill, your such a guinchode its unbelievable.
by Eric Guinchode June 9, 2011
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gunch-jumper

A person who queue jumps, cuts in line.
Theme parks are always full of gunch-jumpers!
by tskahah! April 7, 2010
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Glinch Tennis

Two males having sex with a single dirty, trashy girl (preferably a smoker) at The Glinch.
Yo, we totally played Glinch Tennis last night! She was a total glit clit though.
by glincharoo September 22, 2010
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gunch

verb - to decorate to excess, to overdo a task.
Grandma sure does know how to gunch up a backyard with garden gnomes, flamingoes, and lawn balls!
by greenman1 September 6, 2011
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