germ theory

(adjective) widely accepted to be true or real, yet not well understood by most people

David Blaine's magical talents are germ theory.

Without reading the student's senior thesis, the professor proclaimed it to be germ theory.

"Germ theory" as an adjective is still germinating—until it comes into popular usage it will be considered germ theory.

by Brandon Burg November 3, 2014

Germain-ing

A so called "get together" that involves no more than 15 under aged delinquents participating sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll

"Omg wish I was in town Germain-ing tonight"
"Holy shit remember when we were Germain-ing all night long last summer"
"Remember that time the cops were called when we tried Germain-ing with over 15 people"

by kmrks April 3, 2015

German Spring Offensive

When you fart in the morning and your girl goes downtown to take care of business. Usually complaining that she "needs a gas mask", but does it anyway.

"Check one off the bucket list dude, I totally pulled a German Spring Offensive with Shannon this morning."

by Dutchapplepie March 11, 2020

German Roulette

German Roulette is much like Russian Roulette but instead the gun is fully loaded.

I Can’t wait to play German Roulette alone in my living room!

by ZeoVisa May 13, 2021

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

by Kiko February 3, 2004

The Germ Freak

The act of putting hand sanitizer on a condom before vaginal intercourse.

I think my girlfriend has been sleeping around, I'm going to give her the germ freak.

by Faulkinbizzle April 29, 2009

German

A really cool sounding language.

Steiner: Was ist los?

Stransky: Ich wünsche das Eisenkreuz!

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005