goofy goober'd

when you are high as fuck and can barley walk.

dysfunctionally high

I smoked a fat ass blunt and I was goofy goober'd.

by Lil Choady March 26, 2019

Gay Goober

“Green squishy candy that you eat”…”turns you gay”-Paige

Did you eat the last Gay Goober?

by Darcy’s boyfriend March 5, 2022

sunny side goofy goober

A move which is used in sex where a man sticks his penis into a woman's ear and urinates into it.

Last night, I gave my wife a sunny side goofy goober three times.

by Dramana June 30, 2019

goofy little goober

goofy little goober

person 1: goofy little goober

person 2: goofy little goober

by bigpoopoodiarrheaman October 11, 2022

Goober

Someone who acts crazy and makes people laugh, sometimes knowing it or not. Another way of calling some a nut.

Did you see what Karen just did she is such a goober.

by kmill345 December 30, 2008

goober grape

An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.

Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.

by toee May 24, 2006

goober

1. A term to describe a very young child between the ages 0-4 years. This term specifically refers to the overwhelming accumulation of drool, random mouth ejecta and or snot on the child's face.

This messy and gross accumulation of bodily fluids on the face of the infant will instantly repulse people not interested in rearing kids.

2. Snot, specifically the runny kind that one gets after a cry, cold or flu.

1.

Sally: OMG, did you hear that Tally has a new baby?
Mally: I know! Her new goober is soooo cute!!
Dally: Tally's goober is just as gross as any other goober out there.

2.

Here is a Kleenex to wipe the goobers off your face.

by hantav March 23, 2010