Gooch-Sling

A clever device using duct tape and a 1/3 full plastic bag of alcohol that is slung over a man's junk to avoid security at college sporting events. It resembles a loincloth with tape around the waist to hold it up.

Fratboy 1: How bromine, it's 3pm how are you still drunk right now?

Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.

by WilburWild December 3, 2010

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Gooch-codded

as the name suggests, to be slapped, struck or smacked in the gooch with a living or dead cod

Bill: Fuck man, I need some ice for my freshly codded-gooch
Frank: Yeah man, some homeless guy gooch-codded me into next week yesterday

by teh leet wAnkzor February 25, 2008

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cycler's gooch

When you ride your bike too much and your gooch hurts

Man I've been smoking too much meth, I've been riding my bike to burn the energy and I've got a bad case of "cycler's gooch", now my gooch is sore and bruised, I need to buy a softer seat that has a less phallic shape.

by sambo0414 June 18, 2014

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Gooch-Off

The liquid excreted from your ass that accumulates and flows down your gooch.

Damn, that gooch-off was tasty as hell.

by tommyboy69420 March 9, 2021

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Gooch Week

The week of the year between Christmas and New Year.

From the word Gooch, this refers to Christmas as the 'sack' (or Stocking) and new years as the ass end of the year, forming the Gooch.

I've got time off work during the gooch week so I can be with the fam

by PeoplesCommissionerElect January 15, 2018

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