god 

God is a made up guy used to give hope to the people 2000 years ago. He was their way of explaining EVERYTHING.

God is a mythical being.

god by Trey February 23, 2005

God 

1. the man sitting on top of the world, still begging Colonel Sanders for the secret recipe for his popcorn chicken.

2. also used to add emphasis to a word or phrase

3. Chuck Norris

1. we must pray to GOD

2. GOD dammit

3. GOD can kick your ass

God by Connor6c July 4, 2006

god 

pioneering venture capitalist who made a six day investment at the dawn of time and and has been sat on his fat backside milking the praise from village idiots everywhere ever since.

god, you make me sick!

god by thegravytrainer August 15, 2003

God 

someone noone seems to be able to really forget

all of you probably say his name everyday one way or the other; why is that?

God by RANMAOFRYU December 27, 2003

god 

the guy everyone finds when their in jail, but quickly leaves him in the park when they get out

He found god after he killed a priest

god by Cocidius2012 April 9, 2008

god 

A drug induced query.

Ronald wiped an unknown combination of chemicals from his nose, "are you god?" he asked the Tv.

god by Rowan Com April 21, 2008

God 

The word's biggest pervert.

God can see all.

God by Lolghurt June 19, 2009