Getting your nuts out of the pond refers to the act of losing your virginity or having sexual intercorse. This phrase is typically used by sexually active men in an attempt to frustrate and mess with younger men.
Gino: Now that you transferred out of that all-boys school, you need to talk to chicks and start getting your nuts out of the pond.
Jake: Ok! I know! Leave me alone.
Jake: Ok! I know! Leave me alone.
by ScepticalSapien August 25, 2021
Get the Getting your nuts out of the pondmug. by TItties January 26, 2005
Get the Drop down and get your Moses onmug. 
If someone tells you to "Get your head out of your ass," it means that you have to start paying more attention to what's going on around you. It could also mean that you have to stop being so consumed with yourself, and your own well being, stop being so conceited.
John: I am so good at painting, I must be like Michelangelo!
Matt: Get your head out of your ass, John!
Jack: (Runs into someone at store, cause he's texting)
Man: Get your head out of your ass, and start paying more attention!
Matt: Get your head out of your ass, John!
Jack: (Runs into someone at store, cause he's texting)
Man: Get your head out of your ass, and start paying more attention!
by cowboymatt1 October 24, 2014
Get the get your head out of your assmug. by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020
Get the national get your dick sucked daymug. ...And help, you lazy fuck!
Getting your thumb out of your ass means to stop wasting time doing nothing when you've got shit to do.
Getting your thumb out of your ass means to stop wasting time doing nothing when you've got shit to do.
"Ugh, I hate English. It's so boring!"
"Yeah, well this is a Group Project, so you're not the only one one whose neck is on the line. So get your thumb out of your ass and help, you lazy fuck!"
"Yeah, well this is a Group Project, so you're not the only one one whose neck is on the line. So get your thumb out of your ass and help, you lazy fuck!"
by A Lazy Fuck May 1, 2010
Get the Get Your Thumb Out of Your Assmug. A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.
So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!
by Ur Mom October 25, 2004
Get the Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Crackedmug.