Getting your nuts out of the pond refers to the act of losing your virginity or having sexual intercorse. This phrase is typically used by sexually active men in an attempt to frustrate and mess with younger men.
Gino: Now that you transferred out of that all-boys school, you need to talk to chicks and start getting your nuts out of the pond.
Jake: Ok! I know! Leave me alone.
Jake: Ok! I know! Leave me alone.
by ScepticalSapien August 26, 2021
by TItties January 27, 2005
If someone tells you to "Get your head out of your ass," it means that you have to start paying more attention to what's going on around you. It could also mean that you have to stop being so consumed with yourself, and your own well being, stop being so conceited.
John: I am so good at painting, I must be like Michelangelo!
Matt: Get your head out of your ass, John!
Jack: (Runs into someone at store, cause he's texting)
Man: Get your head out of your ass, and start paying more attention!
Matt: Get your head out of your ass, John!
Jack: (Runs into someone at store, cause he's texting)
Man: Get your head out of your ass, and start paying more attention!
by cowboymatt1 October 24, 2014
by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020
...And help, you lazy fuck!
Getting your thumb out of your ass means to stop wasting time doing nothing when you've got shit to do.
Getting your thumb out of your ass means to stop wasting time doing nothing when you've got shit to do.
"Ugh, I hate English. It's so boring!"
"Yeah, well this is a Group Project, so you're not the only one one whose neck is on the line. So get your thumb out of your ass and help, you lazy fuck!"
"Yeah, well this is a Group Project, so you're not the only one one whose neck is on the line. So get your thumb out of your ass and help, you lazy fuck!"
by A Lazy Fuck May 01, 2010
A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.
So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!
by Ur Mom October 26, 2004