short on the gate

Used to describe someone who is nearing the end of a prison/jail term, or other long term commitment such as a bad job.

Yo homie, my dawg short on the gate. Don't be gettin his ass in no trouble.

by joesarmy August 23, 2015

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ninth gate

The act of sexual intercourse during an eclipse.

Did you guys see the eclipse on Monday? Jenny and I pulled a ninth gate! It's okay, we had protection - we made sure to wear the special glasses!

by princesnoopy August 17, 2017

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Bill Gates

Former twink, current GILF

I want to peg 1970s Bill Gates, I need to fuck his sweet nerd ass and hear those cute little twink whimpers

by microsoftdickrider February 15, 2023

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Gape Gate

Also the butthole or soulhole. In order to reach the illusive soul one travels best through the bootyhole. A rookie just climbs in there not even clipping their nails first like a Neanderthal. But an expert soulcubus takes their time stretching the gate to its maximum potential allowing a wrist and for the lucky ones a forearm to reach all the way up and tickle that bitch.

“Hand me the gape gate speculum so we can retrieve this soul” said every mortician

by Unclemotherfucker May 29, 2022

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