GARF

A gay, ass, retarded, fuck. who alway fucks shit up or is completely fucked up in his head and his face.

winslow as "GARF" getting wasted and/or high or even sober spills drinks, weed, and beer. breaks anything in sight and performs rediculous stunts like chaseing a soccer ball like a dog or running miles for the fuck of it.

by Justin M. Ross February 13, 2009

gaffing

(verb) to fuck one self in order experience a form of pleasure similar to that of anal butt-sex.

Example 1. All last night, we could hear sounds coming from Joe's room, which could only be done if one was gaffing themselves.

Example 2. That bitch walks like she either gaffed herself or had some intense hardcore buttsex last night.

by Giareze April 5, 2010

Garfield Mode

When we are feeling lazy, sleepy and always hungry, just like Garfield.

Girl 1: Geez, i feel very sleepy, i think i gonna skip school tommorow
Girl 2: Yeah, i'm also on Garfield mode

by AlJONAS December 2, 2009

Garfield Sandwich

meat lasagna on toasted onion buns that was invented on the 11th of November, 2009 by Matthew G.

Matt:"Oh man, that garfield sandwich really hit the spot!"
Jack: "Yeah, no more munchies!"

by MatthewG805 November 12, 2009

Garfielding

The act of two consenting adults pressing their buttholes together so as to achieve sexual release.

Named for the similarity to the suction cups on the paws of toy Garfield dolls which attached to car windows.

Look at those two people Garfielding like a couple of freaks!

by Y-Fronto, Lord of June 30, 2017

Garficcino

The greatest coffee ever, served at GarfieldEATS in Toronto.

Person 1: hey I’m craving a garficcino. Wanna head to GarfieldEATS?
Person 2: hell yeah, let’s go!

by ctrlaltdeletemyexistence August 16, 2019

gafi

Assuming one is homosexual at first sight of them. Stands for Gay At First Impression.

"Look at that gafi over there!"

by David Ell August 25, 2006