Malicious Gamer

This is a person that finds it hard to see any fault of their owns. In their world they are perfect at EVERY game they play, if somebody else is doing badly then they are the reason that said gamer is losing the game. This person thinks of themselves as a master of all games. No matter what, you cannot be better.

How to become a Malicious Gamer -

1. When you play games, your friends are not really your friends, they are you competition at all times.

2. If you are doing worst then the person/people you are playing with, then don't compliment them, just be quite and play. IMPORTANT - As soon as they mess up and do badly, you complain and find every fault in their game-play. You may find it easy to swear at them and make sure you tell them why they are bad and how they will never be good at any game they play.
3. This is one of the essentials. When your 'competition' does something you consider irresponsible or careless then tell them that they are bad and need to learn to play better. The second time you need to shout a little, tell them to stop playing badly. Then the third time/more, tear them apart, if you know weak parts in their personality, then just exploit them and make them feel bad. The chances are, they will not want to play with you again, congratulations. (Although, once you revert back from 'competition' status to 'friends' status, then you may find that you will play another game with them. Repeat previous steps.)

*Play Call of Duty*
Ted: *Dies*

Malicious Gamer: "I cannot believe you just died like that, are you that much of an

imbecile to an extent that you are not able to kill the player that killed you?"

Ted: "Dude, he shot me from behind"

Malicious Gamer: "Just learn to play the game, why didn't you check if anyone was behind you, just play and stop dying okay..." *sigh*

by sapisexuality July 21, 2014

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Juan Gamer's Law

Juan Gamer's Law dictates that if someone responds to a claim by saying it is a logical fallacy, it means they no longer can defend their position and they have lost the argument.
Saying that a claim is a logical fallacy as way to easily disprove it is a way to avoid the issue without actually having to refute it.
For example, if someone says that your claim is an ad hominem, you then try to prove that you are not using an ad hominem rather than try to defend your original point. It's a subtle way to switch goalposts during an argument and way to get stuck in a loop of trying to figure out the claim was a logical fallacy.

Statements that trigger Juan Gamer's Law
"That's just an ad hominem"
"You're strawmanning me"
"If you're anti X then that means you are X"

by Juan Gamer June 21, 2018

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Lilz Gamer

She’s a person who’s sweet and caring, funny and pretty, and kind and amazing. She’s the kind of person everyone would want to be friends with, she looks after people and eats cocktail sausages and Humous (you legend) Lilz Gamer is one of the most important people in my life, I don’t know what I’d do without her.

Him: I’ve been feeling down recently, I don’y think I can take this anymore..
Lilz Gamer: Here, talk to me and I’ll help. I’ll support you no matter what <3
Him: Omg lilz you’re amazing!
Lilz Gamer: I know 💁🏻 ♀️

by Mixella Moon May 17, 2020

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