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Alabama Glove Puppet

Putting your arm inside of the anus of your female relative, making a claw with your hand, and squeezing her belly button to open and close it to imitate a mouth.
"Hell yeah brother, I done fucked my sister, who happens to be my mother, with the 'ol Alabama Glove Puppet!"
by battmerns March 10, 2021
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dirty white glove

When one ejaculates into his hand proceeding to slap his partner in the face with said discharge.
She explained the crusty handprint on her face to be the result of "a dirty white glove."
by thekwizzle July 31, 2011
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Glove Puppet

YOU... when you just wanted to catch a flight & a man with enormous knuckles performs a cavity search.

Maximum points for screaming 'KERMYYYYYY!!!!!' with a Miss Piggy voice at half time.
Flew to London to take the Orient Express to Istanbul, but thanks to a Glove Puppet at JFK I couldn't sit down until Vienna.
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White Glove

The act of jacking off in your hand and then slapping a slut in the face.
Al and Big D pulled off the craziest white glove on Tiffany!
by Carl Snyder March 24, 2008
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i glove you

being totally infatuated with ones gloving abilty after they have completely stolen your face.
omg your finger rolls are the best ive ever seen! I glove you lets trade kandi!

I think im in glove with your tuts!
by plurpenguin April 13, 2014
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brown glove

After fist fucking a girl anally, you pull your hand wrist out and the remnant feces makes it look as though you are wearing a brown glove.
Nikki always loved anal sex but I never thought she would be so into giving me a brown glove.
by emmeff July 30, 2006
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trawlerman's glove

Noun, British. A large, capacious, raggedy and smelly pussy. So named because of the resemblance to a well used glove as worn by a trawlerman on a deep-sea fishing boat.
Dude 1: "You seen that new girl in Accounts? She looks like a babe."
Dude 2: "Beware, Dawg. May look good but she got a minge like a trawlerman's glove."
Dude 1: "No shit! Thanks man."
by Wizards Sleeve April 26, 2009
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