get your fuckwit on

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.

1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!

by mrmarszalek December 24, 2008

FuckPig

A man of huge stature who stinks of double vodka and orange juice and electronic cigarette smoke, likes the words "yeah" and "oink" in between sentences, carries around a blow up pig with a human mannequin head attached. Formerly the lead singer of "Papa FuckPig & The FuckPiglets."

Wanders around bars like a lost and confused badger.

OINK YEAH!?

FUCK -

1.
to have sexual intercourse with.
2.
Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly.
verb (used without object)
3.
to have sexual intercourse.
4.
Slang. to meddle (usually followed by around or with ).
interjection
5.
Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often followed by a pronoun, as you or it. )

PIG-
1.

a young swine of either sex, especially a domestic hog, Sus scrofa, weighing less than 120 pounds (220 kg)
2.
any wild or domestic swine.
3.
the flesh of swine; pork.
4.
a person of piglike character, behavior, or habits, as one who is gluttonous, very fat, greedy, selfish, or filthy.
5.
Slang. a slatternly, sluttish woman.

- Hence - FuckPig

by HeadsTalking June 6, 2013

fuckwit

A person who cannot grasp the normallity of life

ffs what a fuckwit

by SexIsADrug February 26, 2003

Fuckit

An insult term to describe ones lack of intelligence.

When Bobby accidentally released Dangerous Willy from his cage many people called him a fuckit.

by amar November 12, 2003

fuckwit

A person who is fucked and without wit. They are beyond stupid. Their brain is utterly fucked as it is fucked up that they have lost their wits about them - hence the term 'fuckwit'.

Person who has reicived on going fucking to the head, or who is beyond stupid hence fuckwit.

by japseye September 19, 2007

fuckwittable

a woman of peak physical apperance , worthy of dating; ant fuckable

Yo that bitch Anne is definitely fuckwittable

by Gutta September 3, 2006

Fuckwit

Someone with way less intelligence (Wit) than you

Jenny - 2+2=7
Me/You - No, it's 4 you fucking fuckwit!

by H.Kay August 1, 2004