Frozen Franklin

Taking a poo on a paper plate, putting it in the freezer and using it as a dildo during foreplay.

Hey baby, the Frozen Franklin should be rock-solid in about 20 minutes!

by dmcwill24 January 10, 2011

Frozen turtle

A gay sex term when one man has a limp penis and the other man has a erection and they touch penises

The two men where in the middle of intercourse but one man became turned off so they decided to do a frozen turtle

by Butxh September 20, 2015

Frozen

An annoying movie every one forgot about.

Jeff: Have you seen Frozen
Ted: Why would I watch that

by sup2341 June 11, 2015

frozen chocolate treat

(n.) a piece of shit frozen in order to make it hard enough to use as a dildo; stick shit necessary

Michael Clark's mother asked Ms. Collier to borrow a dildo but she gave her a frozen chocolate treat instead.

by Sotw May 13, 2006

frozen cat embryos

What's served at Chinese Restaurants disguised as Wanton Soup.

Joe: Hey, what is Wanton soup anyway?

Frankie: Frozen cat Embryos warmed up and kept out for 3 weeks so there nice and rubbery!

by lovetorim May 8, 2007

frozen rose

how to make a frozen rose
1) a woman must take a used tampon covered with blood
2) put it into the freezer
3) wait till it's frozen (meanwhile, prepare an other one)
4) when it's frozen pul it out of the fridge
5) find a suitable target ( usualy your boyfriend, a gay guy, a straight-edge, an emo or your brother in law.) (require a large anus)
6) now remove his pants
7) make him bow forward
8) escuse yourself for your cold hands
9) now quickly take the tampon and insert it quickly in his ass while he dont expect it.
0) shout a mighty FROZEN ROSE!!!

now you laught and enjoy

Maria: hey bob, i love you, and you have a nice ass.
Bob: thanks.
Maria: mind if i have a look at it?
Bob: Hell no, enjoy it.
Maria: Thanks, can you bow forward.
Bob: Sure.
Maria: please excuse my cold hands.
Bob: What?
Bob: What The Hell!
Maria: FROZEN ROSE!!
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Maria: all your base are belong to us!

by Valkyrie01 May 12, 2006

giant frozen head

When Ice fishing, You drill a hole in the ice and stick your penis into the water, a fish will think that it is bait and give you head.

I went ice fishing and obtained giant frozen head over the weekend.

by Riot September 3, 2008