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Foss

is someone who is nosy, and wants to know everything.
yo b; i heard about your man. (den someone is like "i wanna noe, i wanna noe"....your too damn foss! move and g'long :P
by BabiieGurl April 3, 2009
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floss

refers to a g-string, especially when it's showing.
hey girl! you're ass is nasty; we don't want to see any of your floss!
by Lauren February 6, 2003
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fossie

to dance with the use of splashy broadway choreograpy, especially the use of 'Jazz Hands'
Okay, chorus, I want you to fossie left then kick right. RIGHT! NOW WITH MORE JAZZ HANDS!
by the notorious canoodler January 26, 2004
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frossem

A mix between friggin awesome.
That shirt is Frossem
by Crystal December 29, 2004
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flossy nossy

Used as an adjective to describe something or someone as being really cool and/or interesting.

(or)

Depending on the context and person's tone of voice, flossy nossy can also be used as an adjective to describe something trivial, not important, or uninteresting.
Be sure not to miss the play, it will be absolutely flossy nossy!

(or)

Goodness gracious Martha, we don't have time to go to that play, besides, I heard it is just completely flossy nossy.
by Sarah Sabine Williams January 22, 2009
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Flossua

A term used to describe someone whos nickname is a combination of their name and an embarrassing, distinguishing feature.
Schoolboy1: "Oh look, here comes One-ball-paul."
Schoolboy2: "Let's throw rocks at him."
Schoolboy1: "Let's throw that flossua in this here hedge!"
Schoolboy2: "I love ya, always have."
by Flossua March 21, 2009
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fosser

1. A FOSS luser.
2. A fossie; but usually more despective.
3. A GNU zealot.
4. A GPL freeloader.
5. A Linux lover.
6. A derogatory insult to a foss user. From a contraction (of the shortening) of FOSS + user.
7. A bastardarization of loser.
8. Misspelling of fusser.
- Self-righteous fossers love to hate closed source software; especially Microsoft's.

- Fossers think that paying for any software is evil; and hence, use every opportunity to convince you on that ground alone that their supposedly amateur offer is better; when in fact will eventually cost way more, once you take into account the time you would've saved using a pro tool and the steep learning curve.

- Pedant fossers usually turn away potential advocates and alienate users by extreme prickish attitude, mainly in their forums. They like to put down valid inquiries and requests as if it is the other person's fault, until they finally make them look like complete noobs.

- Fossers usually like sci-fi, d&d, cosplay, etc; have no real friends or a social life (obv virgins); and are ugly, morbidly fat/skinny and dwell in their parent's basement; like the trolls that they really are.

- In the end; fossers would like you to get by with only water, air, their shit, and the good vibes of the universe.

- Fossers are like the communists of the computer world. Ignoring the facts that in general people do not like complex, difficult to use glorified toys masquerading as apps and OSes; that they are also weak, meek, and stupid; and more so the reality that when the going gets tough, people become inherently more selfish (not altruist; ie, have to eat); and likewise their ideal software model is doomed to eventually fall apart.
by manigordo December 4, 2010
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