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A term used to describe someone whos nickname is a combination of their name and an embarrassing, distinguishing feature.
Schoolboy1: "Oh look, here comes One-ball-paul."
Schoolboy2: "Let's throw rocks at him."
Schoolboy1: "Let's throw that flossua in this here hedge!"
Schoolboy2: "I love ya, always have."
Flossua by Flossua March 21, 2009
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anal flossage 

the act of giving someone a wedgy, eg flossing their anus
my ass really hurts after that anal flossage
anal flossage by Dizzy4 February 4, 2008
"Oh shit bro, I was out flying my kite and there was a flossum!"
flossum by flossmam22 September 18, 2020

flossaholic 

One who is addicted to reppin' his ice (i.e. chains, rings, bracelets, stunna shades, grillz, etc.)
Guy: Yo pimpin...check out my new grill...Its all platinum baby!
Guy2: Man, You a flossaholic now ain't ya.
flossaholic by Fuks July 19, 2007
another way of expressing the same meaning as flossy. Slang.
That picture of you is flossay!!!!
flossay by Meghan O April 25, 2007

flossbagger 

flossbagger (n) one who's curly head of hair indicates a scrotum maned in a mesh of fine pubic hair resembling a women's outer labia. Indicates femininity.

to flossbag (v) to act like a woman and not like a man.
Man, Joey's a real flossbagger. I bet he's not wearing the pants in that relationship.

He's not coming to Boston tonight. He's staying home, flossbagging.
flossbagger by The Gravy April 16, 2009

Flossgasm 

The euphoric release experienced when a large piece of foreign material is dislodged from one's teeth
After this romantic steak dinner, and a spicy movie on the big screen, accompanied by a bucket of delectable, butter covered popcorn, I'm going to take you home, seductively feed you Oreos, and then I'm going to give you multiple flossgasms...all...night...long!
Flossgasm by coreyfro January 2, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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