Flossua

A term used to describe someone whos nickname is a combination of their name and an embarrassing, distinguishing feature.

Schoolboy1: "Oh look, here comes One-ball-paul."
Schoolboy2: "Let's throw rocks at him."
Schoolboy1: "Let's throw that flossua in this here hedge!"
Schoolboy2: "I love ya, always have."

by Flossua March 21, 2009

anal flossage

the act of giving someone a wedgy, eg flossing their anus

my ass really hurts after that anal flossage

by Dizzy4 February 4, 2008

flossum

A flying possum.

"Oh shit bro, I was out flying my kite and there was a flossum!"

by flossmam22 September 18, 2020

flossaholic

One who is addicted to reppin' his ice (i.e. chains, rings, bracelets, stunna shades, grillz, etc.)

Guy: Yo pimpin...check out my new grill...Its all platinum baby!
Guy2: Man, You a flossaholic now ain't ya.

by Fuks July 19, 2007

flossay

another way of expressing the same meaning as flossy. Slang.

That picture of you is flossay!!!!

by Meghan O April 25, 2007

flossbagger

flossbagger (n) one who's curly head of hair indicates a scrotum maned in a mesh of fine pubic hair resembling a women's outer labia. Indicates femininity.

to flossbag (v) to act like a woman and not like a man.

Man, Joey's a real flossbagger. I bet he's not wearing the pants in that relationship.

He's not coming to Boston tonight. He's staying home, flossbagging.

by The Gravy April 16, 2009

Flossgasm

The euphoric release experienced when a large piece of foreign material is dislodged from one's teeth

After this romantic steak dinner, and a spicy movie on the big screen, accompanied by a bucket of delectable, butter covered popcorn, I'm going to take you home, seductively feed you Oreos, and then I'm going to give you multiple flossgasms...all...night...long!

by coreyfro January 2, 2009