black friday

The friday your check doesnt come

My weekend is fucked up because it's fuckin black friday!Damn!

by Joshua Conley December 28, 2005

Blackout Friday

The day after Thanksgiving...also known as Black Friday except with a twist. You just get really shitty until you blackout while other people shop.

Will: Yesterday was so sick!

Mike: What did you guys do?

Trav: We celebrated Blackout Friday by getting alcohol poisoning!

by brodudecm November 27, 2009

trap friday

A Friday (or any day) that you leave early from work (usually without reason, or falsifying a reason) to go out drinking.

I’m totally not going to make it until 5 bro, it’s trap Friday!

by Mcgreuder May 16, 2018

Feral Fridays

A Friday night dedicated to general foul, disgusting, unkempt and unruly behaviour.

M8 I'm so done with work.
Oath m8, let's have a Feral Friday with the rest of the staff.
FOATH I could use some feral unwinding.
Thank god for Feral Fridays.

by Mr Sin Cos Tan May 31, 2015

Friday Night

A person who you probably wouldn't date, but is attractive enough to hook up with as if you met them at a bar or club on a Friday night.

Girl 1: So, I see you have been hanging out with Chris a lot. Ya'll talking?

Girl 2: Oh naw, not like that. I wouldn't want to date him. Too much of a fuck boy. But, he's definitely a Friday night.

by kraft mac and cheese June 26, 2020

Friday Shadow

The beard stubble guys with weak facial hair grow when they only shave on the weekends. Like 5 o'clock shadow, except it takes all week to grow.

Guy 1: Dude, you got 5 o'clock shadow.
Guy 2: I know, I haven't shaved since Sunday.
Guy 1: Dude, it's Friday. That's Friday shadow.

by johndrock January 22, 2010

broke Friday

The Friday which falls in between paychecks in which you are happy it's Friday, but stressed at the same time.

Employee 1: "Happy Friday all!"
Employee 2: "Yeah but it's Broke Friday. I need to get another cash advance to hold me over until next week"

by coupondad7 April 7, 2017