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Morning former glory

When you wake up the next day after butt fucking some Ho the night before whilst wearing beer goggles. You fancy seconds, but then discover she is an absolute munter. Your previously rock hard shaft is reduced to a limp mess
"Hey bitch, fancy another anal probe? Oh shit, what a horror, my cock's gone down worse than the titanic, what a waste of my morning former glory"
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018
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Yukon Formal

A practical code of dress for people attending formal-type events north of the 60th parallel. Comfort and versatility are key components to this code, and there are absolutely no gender-based rules, because in the Yukon "the men are men, and women are too". Sturdy footwear such as Blundstones, Xtratuf boots, hiking boots, or really any type of boot are a staple to any outfit. Clothing should be appropriate to take you from day to evening, which in the Yukon could be anything from hunting grizzly bears to drinking a Sourtoe Cocktail at the bar. The 'formal' part of the code is open to interpretation and could include anything from a fancy tie or scarf to a fitted suit or dress. Outfits should be appropriate for a wide range of weather and temperatures, as these can vary greatly in Yukon. It is acceptable and encouraged to bring a small bag with extra layers, jackets or even a complete change of clothes should the need arise. It also must be accepted that whatever outfit you choose may be subject to bonfire smoke. The more facial hair the better, as beards are warm and can be dressed up or down.
Robyn: I hear the dress code for Dan and Kristina's wedding is "Yukon formal", what are you guys wearing?
Christie: I'm wearing a skirt, Paul is wearing Blundstones with his suit, and we're both bringing a sweater and rain jacket!
Robyn: Great! I think I'll wear my hiking boots, a nice pair of pants and my fancy scarf!
by northerngirl334 November 10, 2018
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