Flex-Mas

When one shows off - flexes - there christmas gifts within the next week after christmas.

S "shit man nice jacket, shoes, hat"
K "yeh man xmas presents'
S ' ahh standard Flex-mas'

by GPSK December 23, 2009

flex a grumpy

To take a shit outdoors

That burrito is kicking in. I'm fit to flex a grumpy.

by agroman2012 October 11, 2011

Flex jr

Altough flex is 5.09 he is a fat fuck that only eats chocolate. His father is the sexiest man you will ever meet and is a fine piece of meat. Flex only like men (eoin). Women go after him to get with his father.

Eoin is my only man defines Flex jr

by Rians father 035 April 12, 2023

flexing on anorexics

when you’re taking a shit (because anorexics don’t eat they can’t shit)

man 1: “aye bro call me real quick”

man 2: “for sure dawg hold on i’m flexing on anorexics”

by yalikebawlls May 5, 2021

flexing and flashing

acting out & or showing things in a continuous reckless matter without an effect

hey Walter is over there with his gun! don’t worry he’s not gonna do anything he’s just flexing and flashing

by countinbis March 15, 2020

keyboard flexing

Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.

"Was there 'beef'?", asked barry. "No barry, Samuel was just keyboard flexing", chuckled paul.

by Spazoid November 28, 2016

flex mode

A flex mode is when a person is showing off insanely than normal

Its either done when a person is trying to get attention of their peers

Jay pulled a flex mode when he saw the ladies

by plxykxd May 7, 2018