god fingers

you have god fingers when:
1. you can play the guitar or piano very well
2. you're very skilled at a computer game and types really fast
3. you finger a woman very pleasurably. you know the tricks, the pace, the motions

1. that bassist has god fingers!
2. look how fast his fingers tap that keyboard and click the mouse. i'm no match for him in denying and last hitting creeps he has god fingers
3. mikko has god fingers he made me cum last night

by mieke12 December 18, 2010

Carrot Fingers

A condition (also known as justinitus),diagnosed by fingers which are largest at the base, or first knuckle, and gradually become smaller in diameter throughout thier length. The end of the finger, including the fingernail, will taper to an unnaturally sharp point, thus making the fingers take on an a shape that would ressemble carrots.

A hand which has had fingers replaced with healthy, well formed carrots would look indentical to a victim of jusinitus or Carrot Fingers.

by van Ryswyk theorum December 31, 2011

NIXON FINGERS

A phrase created by king burks referring to the "peace sign" but it also has various meanings depending on the cultural context and how it is presented

She was on that bullshit so i threw up the nixon fingers

I let him know it was no problems by flashin' the nixons

by WordsClear October 14, 2012

turkey fingers

a less offensive term than oaf for clumsy person

stop telling me your limo is triple parked; stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"

by Sexydimma September 30, 2014

clicky fingers

When someone constantly clicks the same button/thumbnail online with the mouse only to get a result that never comes.

Mazzy and her clicky fingers printed forty seven copies of her report because her printer wasn't working fast enough for her it seems.

by Logoftheshow June 10, 2016

apple fingers

One who spends enormous amounts of time texting and emailing on their iPhone.

Look at Apple Fingers go to work on that cell phone. I’ll bet she’s nearly worn off her fingerprints.

by Homer from Gnomer December 10, 2017

trufflebutter fingers

when u finger a girl and she takes a shit and cums at the same time

i got drunk and fingered broskicia in the ass and that bitch gave me trufflebutter fingers

by mirtzytakitana69 June 12, 2018