Dump Fest

When everything about something is dumpy

Me: Wtf, I can’t listen to my headphones and charge it at the same time

Nikki: nah, sis

Wow, what a dump fest

by Chode skye May 17, 2018

apple fest

When you take a large amount of apples then drill holes in each of them. Once this step is done you fuck the living shit out of each of them

Josh went to the grocery store to have an apple fest

by Kjay Shieu August 21, 2015

snooze fest

something so boring it makes u want to cry. JS

what a snooze fest

by puglover2oo5 April 18, 2021

Flapper Fest

When you replace the valve mechanisms in all four of your townhouse's toilets, but neglect to replace the flappers, per the directions on the box. You then have to throw a Flapper Fest to remedy the problem.

Hey Wifey, let's have have a Flapper Fest tonight, so you can help me fix all the toilets I fucked up by only replacing one component!

by Uncle Willard May 12, 2015

Sausage Fest

When a large group, typically of men, gather and eat a lot of sausages (usually German, both the men and the sausages).

"Oktoberfest is the best Sausage Fest in the world"

by Duppy Conqueror February 17, 2020

Boner Fest

A gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they're saving the day. This festival typically takes place among the various fields of Emergency Services. Too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their dicks. Talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc."

You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.

"all the units are on scene and it's a damn boner fest."

"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."

by Madam Poochaneenie June 13, 2017

Vibe Fest

1. just some dudes being dudes

2. just some bros being bros

3. straight chillers mobbing out and getting dabbed up

4. just friends having a solid vibing time

I’m going to be hanging out with all my friends this weekend, it’s going to be a vibe fest.

by Sunryse December 12, 2019