Spaghetti Felcher

(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass

(modern) Consuming colon macaroni

I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you

by @ Pope Pesci XVII October 15, 2016

spinney felt

A material that can help cure autism and make you feel good, especially in the Gizzards.

Wow, that spinney felt really made me feel tingly inside the old noggin.

by susan rice April 12, 2017

Brown Felt

When you’re hitting it from behind, and you shove a felt-tipped sharpie up her ass

She was handcuffed to the bed, and while I was hitting it from behind I gave her the ole brown felt

by BrownFelt April 23, 2018

A Feathered Dragon

Getting rimmed by someone who just ate a Ghost Chili, while they tickle your gonads with a feather.

Dude! My anus is like magma, yet tingly! Oh shiiiiiiit , someone got A Feathered Dragon last night!?

by Elslemmo May 31, 2018

a feathered turkey

The act in which a man ejaculates on his partners face then uses trimmers to buzz his pubic hair off onto his partners ejaculate covered face whilst continuing to receive fellatio.

If your bro ain't doing a Feathered Turkey when he's giving you a brojob, can you even really call it a brojob?

by Yardgnomejerker September 30, 2018

Flash Your Feathers

To show off one superiority to others.

To assert ones dominance.

Man, Mr. Brown really flashed his feathers today when Charlie talked during class.

Mom, you don't need to flash your feathers. Dad already knows you call the shots.

by Awesome Possym June 21, 2013

Birdgulio Von Feathers

The being that rules over all with an iron feather along with his loyal blind ninja retainer Molio Bon Pigmolio. Birdgulio Von Feathers is never without his bright red lipstick, purple nails, golden crown, diamond necklace, and blue sweater. Those who have seen him in all his glory have gauged out their eyes as they realized they would never again witness such a pure existence.

Birdgulio Von Feathers is the one and only true god.
All hail Birdgulio Von Feathers.

by The True Loyal Follower May 20, 2019