Factsitive

A Mixture of Facts that acts like a Laxitive,Flurging Bullshit from the Brain.

He's been going around spouting pure Bullshit. Give that boy a Factsitive.

by Waboa February 7, 2009

Fartsnapper

one who tries to bite the farts of another. In other words a fart-taster.

Anyone wanna be my fartsnapper for the day?

by mojoooollollolloll September 16, 2010

Fantsexmagotellical

Fantsexmagotellical; adjective; word used to describe a girl who is fantastic, sexy, magical and intelligent. A fantsexmagotellical girl is very very rare and should be held on to.

Ashley is a very fantsexmagotellical girl.

by xxxtwardyxxx October 26, 2011

fartstache

A dirty moustache, or the hair in your ass.

"When I poop, a lot is left in my fartstache".

"Check out John's fartstache! Man, he really should get rid of it."

by Sele92 November 2, 2013

Fartswack

A fartswack is when you cup your hand around your anus and at the same time relieve yourself, then throw you fart at an unsuspecting victim.

"Ew, Jared fartswacked me!"
"Jared is such a fartswack!"

by Therawestnigga March 9, 2015

Fartstagram

The act of recording the sound of your flatulence and instant messaging it to others.

Q: Did you get the Fartstagram I sent you?

A: Yeah Dude, sounded like you needed to wipe after that one!

Smellfie

by Redbarn Guy October 21, 2015

Facts

Adjective

1. Correct

2. A truth that cannot be disputed

3. On God

“Thats Facts”

by NewYorkSayings January 31, 2021