FaniniGuarantini

When someone with the last name of Fanini Guarantees you something.

They thought he was bullshitting until he said it’s a FaniniGuarantini. He wasn’t wrong.

by Mag Nif A Cent April 25, 2023

FaniniGuaranteeni

a formal promise or assurance (by a Fanini) that certain conditions will be fulfilled. Period! It is a FaniniGuarenteeni!

A FaniniGuarenteeni is when someone with the last name Fanini Guarantees you something! It is a FaniniGuarenteeni!

Did you hear Pepe put a FaniniGuaranteeni that he is losing 25 lbs?

by Mag Nif A Cent August 30, 2024

Falonjalboop

Group of lawn chairs

"Hey, just went to Ikea. They didn't have any falonjalboop!"

by Daveltin September 14, 2023

falonte

A man who sings songs about how fat bitches get no love

FATTT BITCHES GET NO LOVE- sang falonte

by smmsmsmsm October 9, 2023

Fanning Tax

The opposite of Fanum Tax. When you get Fanning taxed you take a extra bite

Luke: Get Fanning Taxed!
Me: *Takes a bite*

by Fanningtax October 24, 2023

Fanboni

When roleplaying, have one person roleplay as a famous person. The other person as the “fan” then nuts on the famous persons face. After nutting, the fan then takes their meat curtains or ball sack and smears the nut across the “famous” persons face

Hey baby, I want you to fanboni my face tonight.

by Big_Dick_Dylan69 January 12, 2024

Fanboni

When you're banging a hockey player he nuts on your face then drags his nuts on your face to fill in the surface.

I fucked a girl last night and she let me "fanboni" her.

by ThickBunkus January 18, 2024