fakemo

(adj) anything generally considered emo, but just posing as such.

(n) anyone who is generally considered and thinks they are emo, but are just posing as such.

"Man, My Chemical Romance is SO fakemo."

"She thinks she's emo because she cuts herself and listens to Autumn To Ashes, what a fakemo!"

by Sam Hartung May 17, 2007

faheem

A type of curry sauce blended with some sweat olive oil, chilli powder spice, salt, vineger, baking soda, c-4, blue peppers and a raw egg;(do not attempt to make); known for causing horrible eruptions of body fluids at unexpected moments; Made illegal in 49 states;

Hit me up wit some dat faheem son;
hey dat faheem is some mighty spicey st-BOOOOOOOOOOM-uff;

by tickle me pink April 19, 2008

Finland Facemask

While sixty-nining, the male stretches his scrotum across his parnter's face.

"Who knew she'd suffocate when I gave her the Finland Facemask?"

by FretBuzzard September 16, 2008

FACEMAN

#1 One who is two faced and can never be trusted. #2 One who will steal his employer's welder ,then sell it to a person he says is a friend,then tell his employer who has it. #3 One who will say he never seen your wallet with $600.00 dollars cash in it even when you actually see your wallet on the car seat as you close the door and he is driving away quickly! #4 One who acts like he is not afraid to "Handle the situation" during phone conversations or sending a email,but in fact he is terrified of the one day he is gonna get tossed like a rag-doll.

"FACEMAN" when someone is calling you on the crap that you pulled in the past,and says that you need to "Be a man,and do the right thing!" your mommy pokes her head into the garage and says "Is everything OK out here?" you say "I can't stand tweakers." Although, the biggest tweaker in the world is yourself.

by vestlooksnice May 9, 2011

Hickey Freeman

A fine designer who makes classy, simple clothing. Great cardigans, sweaters, etc for country clubs and casual wear in New England.... Very understated and classic.

My Hickey Freeman cardigan will go well with your Ralph Lauren chinos.

by RichInBoston February 4, 2009

facemonkey

The act of having a monkey hugging your face.

You've got a facemonkey!

by Coolio ;] December 17, 2008

facemask

When you are done banging some chick you blow your wad on her face then wrap her face real fast with saran wrap. After you do this you punch her in the face.

I facemasked an ugly chick last night

by Knight December 13, 2004