Lejo-faced

Drinking yourself to the point of retardation where you can only pronounce two-syllable words, dance like an albatross, drop one out of three drinks that enter your hand, slap a waitress on the ass, and/or throw lit candles at women.

Someone should make sure the bar has good insurance and a working fire extinguisher because I'm definitely getting Lejo-faced tonight.

by Keeper of the Peace February 23, 2010

day fade

getting drunk/high during the hours of 8AM-8PM (the day) before getting shitfaced later that night

me: *checks time* *it's 3PM*

me: yo let's get our day fade on
pal: already with ya on that one *pops bottles*
me: yeeeee

by stephhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh January 24, 2014

Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is the true definition of a lying dog faced pony soldier!

by 7h3Wh173R46617 October 22, 2020

fadaded

When you are more than faded.

Damn, I'm not faded, I'm fadaded

by john harks March 1, 2005

facedork

A friend on facebook that updates their status too much, puts up constant mundane status changes and seems to spend every minute of their life on facebook.

"Did you see another one of Dave's boring facebook updates?"

"Yeah, he's on there all the time, he's such a facedork."

by Roy2009 July 18, 2009

Facedruff

When someone has dry and/or flaky skin on their face, generally around the cheeks and nose.

Facedruff can also refer to individual flakes that have already fallen from the face.

"Dude, you need to sort your facedruff RIGHT NOW."
"I know, but I ran out of exfoliator."
"Dude, that's a bit gay."

by Flanny&Frank July 29, 2009

Fadeless February

n. - An alcoholic's most realistic attempt at not drinking for an entire month (since February is the shortest month of the year).

Jimmy is really having trouble with his family since he can't put the bottle down as of late. So he's decided to give Fadeless February a shot.

by chapolin December 10, 2009