piss flaps

Old saggy vadge lips or abnormally huge labia majoras; mythical cunt lips on women of loose morals. Piss Lips are what most busted old whores end up with in the putird old age of 60 and up...

Your mothers piss flaps are a dark black on the outer edges, blending into a dark brown going in and finally a rashy-pink at her sad dry entrance.

She needs to stop pissing in the river, her piss flaps will catch parsitic cheese!

by Blu Finger April 6, 2008

Happy Flaps

A bikini burger, a vertical bacon sandwich

I tell you, she was so up for a porking her happy flaps were dripping with fanny batter, opened up like a wizard's sleeve revealing a gash as smooth and slick as an inside-out dolphin!

by Fanal Gourmand March 18, 2004

flaps

affectionate name given to a close friend, particularly used for storing said friend in your mobile phone book.

derived from the fact your heart flaps or flutters when you see you have a message from them.
may be preceded or followed by an X showing extra love or sexual desire

louisa: "whats your new number anny?"
anny: "306771"
louisa: "thanks poppet, ill save it as xxAnnyFlapsxx"
anny: "sweet"

by aflapsX August 17, 2011

meat flaps

when a females genitals are so flappy and used the insides sag out and hang from exhaustion

man i saw my mums meat flaps the other day, it looked dead

by Hakko December 11, 2003

Flaps Down

Down time or relaxing.

Person 1: My life is stressful.

Person 2: Well maybe you should just kick back, relax, and let your flaps down!

by john Smuggy January 11, 2010

Flagstaff Syndrome

Illness contracted by Flagstaff women that causes extreme disproportion between the upper and lower body. Usually subjects are depicted with a normal-ish upper body and the unfortunate swelling and inflation of buttocks and thighs. It is believed too be a natural phenomenon caused by the high elevation and cold weather of Flagstaff, causing over preparation of the body in storing lower body fat for the cold of the winter season. DNA specimens suggest these subjects are close relatives with the hippopotamus.

I thought that girl was pretty hot but when she stood up I realized she had been afflicted by Flagstaff Syndrome.

by Trent Kurth February 6, 2009

cat flaps

its what holds a girls insides in,pussy lips meat curtans piss flaps bat ears

that bird i pulled last night had the biggest cat flaps i have ever seen.

by badgerroy June 28, 2008