Mussel fest

Mussel fest :the opposite of sausage fest,were a party is composed only of female
I went to that club not knowing it was a lesbos club! What a mussel fest!
by Sasenlanus July 17, 2014
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Man-festing

When a straight male jokes around with another male coworker/friend in a gay manner (i.e calling coworkers/friends cute, spanking other male coworkers/friends, blowing other male coworkers/friends kisses), so often that they manifest themselves gay. Typically in a construction/blue collar environment.
Yo Brian, I gotta stop with all this flirting, I'm man-festing myself some feelings for you.
by Fetus805 June 08, 2023
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Cop Fest

congregation of cops, aka pigs, at your local donut shop.
"I was gonna stop at the donut shop but it was a cop fest inside"
by Big_Mex_ May 05, 2009
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Boner Fest

A gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they're saving the day. This festival typically takes place among the various fields of Emergency Services. Too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their dicks. Talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc."

You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
"all the units are on scene and it's a damn boner fest."

"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
by Madam Poochaneenie June 13, 2017
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cereal fest

(Noun) After a long evening of homework, typically after 10:00pm, a break is needed as well as the consumption of yummy cold cereal! Best shared with a bestie or sibling and hilarious YouTube videos.
Nevada and Cole had a cereal fest after four hours of studying for finals.
by Changus August 27, 2019
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Flap-Fest

The complete opposite of a sausage party. When you have a party or gathering and only girls show up.
Sarah: Damn, No guys showed up at all.

Kim: Yeah, it's a total flap-Fest.
by RainbowJohnson October 20, 2016
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Flap Fest

Flap fest - adjective.
Opposite of the term "sausage-fest".

A gathering where the number of females greatly outweigh the male population of an event or function.
"Wow Jim, this is great...it's a total "Flap Fest" in here"
by Finchzero June 30, 2012
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