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facesuck

Noun. A facebook message that sucks, often due to its level of gayness.

Verb. To suck at facebook, for example by sending only messages that are boring and/or totally gay.
Girl 1: Did you hear Colleen got engaged?!

Girl 2: I know, yawn. She sent me the gayest facesuck.

Girl 1: Yeah, Colleen sucks in real life and she facesucks.
by newsvava February 11, 2009
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paper faces

Paper faces- " an ya niggas is just straight disgraces, I'm hustlin an stackin them paper faces
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by young crooze November 19, 2003
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Making Faces

1. Slang for taking a huge dump. In reference to the bizarre facial expressions sometimes needed to work out a deuce.
I'll be in the downstairs bathroom making faces.
by Mastershake5333 January 10, 2007
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fecenator

A toilet or other object used to Fecenate (crap) in.
"Do you need to go sit on the fecenator?"
"Yes, I need to go poop"
by Brandon Lingerfelt May 13, 2005
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fecellacio

"Hello Hirashio.....
give me fecellacio"
by Benni B March 30, 2009
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Facespacing

The act in which someone has both Facebook and Myspace windows open at the same time.

Only to use the underdeveloped Myspace chat option to IM your friends that are not going to be anything with their lifes.

As well as only having Facebook open so you can stalk that one cute girl that accepted your add even though she has no idea who you are. Yet you tell you Myspace buds that you have been talking to her all night the night before.
Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: Sup

You: Nm

Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: You be hitting on that (insert name that sounds like a cute girl, mind you she is cute not hot) chick right

You: Yeah man i was talking to (insert name that sounds like a cute girl, mind you she is cute not hot) just last night

Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: Did you tap that shit?

You: No (Name of Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life) i said i talked to her smart ass. She told me that she is a fan of Dr. Pepper and she thinks Facebook needs a dislike button.

Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life: Thats bullshit man even i know you're Facespacing and i am a Myspace Bud Who Is Going To Do Nothing With His Life
by Ellis-kimo November 8, 2009
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facesitting

When a vagina completely glides acrossed a mans face while wiggling from side to side making it hard for him to breathe for her own plessure.
Sara almost suffocated Nick last night when she was facesitting. He thought she broke his nose.
by Facefuckingwhore November 22, 2017
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