fart

A person who just lingers around a group of friends, and is virtually unwanted.

Omg I hate molly, she's such a fart

by words of litter tray October 4, 2018

fart

1. 1-man salute

2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale

3. Acid-rain maker

4. After the thunder comes the rain

5. Air bagel

6. Airbrush your boxers

7. Anal acoustics

8. Anal ahem

9. Anal audio

10. Anal salute

11. Anal volcano

12. Arse blast

13. Ass blaster

14. Ass-scented methane

15. Ass biscuit

16. Ass thunder

17. Ass whistle

18. A turd whistling for the right of way

19. Backdoor breeze

20. Backfire

21. Bad sprinkling

22. Baking brownies

23. Barking spiders

24. Bean blower

25. Beep your horn

26. Belch from behind

27. Better open a window

28. Blast off

29. Blast the chair

30. Blasting the ass trumpet

31. Blat

32. Blow ass

33. Blow mud

34. Blow the big brown horn

35. Blowing the butt bugle

36. Blowing you a kiss

37. Bomber

(after farting at the urinal)

"After thunder comes the rain."

by The amaze lover March 6, 2017

fart

A fart is the spirit ( sometimes can be nasty ) of the food you ate a while ago ! To keep them away during the day one has to make a special offering to the toilet in the morning. Failing to do so can enrage the fart spirit and can result in you getting thrown out of a moving bus later during the day !

Guy:1-What's that awful smell ? Dude did you just fart ?
Guy:2- oh that's the ghost of the turkey I ate yesterday !
Guy:1- man you're full of shit !
Guy:2- I guess I'am...

by spectre97 January 27, 2014

fart

big ass cloud

i did a ass cloud aka fart

by UDSJDHHF February 15, 2020

fart

To fart or not, if one pushes too far this may occur. Only use the prescribed for as is labled in your undershorts. Otherwise the tongue of Satan may give you a rimjob.

That big churizo and egg burrito you ate last night haunts you, and so letting it pass you wonder why it is so darn hot and if it had reinforcments. . .that's the tongue of satan my friend. . .aka a fart of religious proportions.

by Skubysuby August 29, 2006

Fart

1. Man made methane.

2. The noise which is often heard soon after someone says, "Pull my finger."

That fart smelled horrible!

by Fart Master 09 November 4, 2009

fart

hey man why you blow this shit in my face!!! yo bitch ass smell like shit take a bath

do not fart by any or they will rib yo ass!

by natasha M March 23, 2004