Filling Machine

the holy being of all holy beings to be worshipped in all it's live giving glory and not to be confused with the slightly less holy filling machine, or the (may the filling machine forgive me for saying it's name) satanic capping machine.

"hey do you worship the almighty graceful filling machine?"
"no, are you retarded or something?"
*gunshot*

by 14637956857642236735 April 7, 2021

Filling up the tank

When a guy sticks his penis into a girls ass and pisses

I was Filling up the tank with my girlfriend
Yo Tom what the fuck

by MyDadRapesMe March 29, 2022

my crops are failing

When your vagina can't get dick. You got crusty ass pussy

Oh god my crops are failing

by The crop June 14, 2016

Failing At Life

Failing at Life is being dead, put simply.

"Gramma's funeral was really sad. All they talked about was her failing at life."

by Jess S-J May 27, 2008

Asian Failing

Asian Failing is failing to get an A or high B. If you get a low B or C, you are "Asian Failing".
Similar to getting F's in school, but relating to Asians.

Jim: Hey Daniel so what did you get on that Algebra quiz?
Daniel: I got a 92, how about you?
Jim: I got a 77, fuck I'm Asian failing.

by PhabulosoPhresh October 25, 2009

Caution fallin tards

a person who dresses as a criplle and falls out of trees when people walk by and start screaming for help then they take their cripple costume off slap the person and run while screaming I AM AN ANGRY PIZZA MAN!!!!!

dude i went caution falling tarding with my friend the other day...

by Urban boiyii March 6, 2005

Filling a cavity

Using a toothbrush on a girl as a dildo, as she is about to orgasm jam an open bottle of mouthwash down her throat and throw the body into a dentist office parking lot.

Dude! Sara is dead!!
I know last night... last night i was filling a cavity if you know what i mean.
NICE!!!!

by SHSXC October 28, 2011