European Kick Ball

When You ( Kick a Ball ) into a Net and Scream ( GOALLLLLLLLLL) kind of like ( Grass Hockey ) with your feet.

Wanna Go Outside and Play some European Kick Ball?

by KickBaller6969 April 12, 2021

European Princess

When you shove your balls into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her

I gave that slut a European Princess and she smelled like garbage after and before.

by anonymous July 26, 2022

European Princess

When you shove your testicles into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her

I gave that whore a European Princess and she smelled like piss

by poopietuesday July 26, 2022

European Tuxedo

Discrete scat play. When you baste someone like a cake, yet they cover it up with decades of systemic oppression and class warfare.

Jean Val Denim - "Cellar! You have my love!"
Cellar Door - "What of your European tuxedo?"
Jean Val Denim - "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
Cellar Door - "I'll grab my hat"

by Vale Beleren July 30, 2022

European Split

When bowling, a split is where you have two pins left, one on each side. The European split is where you have two pins left on each side.

Carlos: Damn, Justin just hit a European split!

by Dirty Antwan June 8, 2022

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

European Painter

A stupid ugly idiot

DD the great European painter

by My The God April 4, 2022