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emerging

1) the new wave of post-modern christianity.
2) a church trying to go back to the roots of early christianity in its practices and beliefs.
3) said of the type of organic services practiced in emerging churches
4) people trying to live christianity in its purest form without the cultural baggage of the american christian right.
5) Church for people who hate going to church
1) Wow! That acoustic, candlelit, church service with painting during worship was mad emerging.
2) Man, I'm tired of God being politicized into a certain party. Hey, let's go worship at that emerging church.
by Kimpy April 22, 2008
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emergency nine

An ad hoc extra nine holes of golf played following a scheduled round necessitated by an untoward loss of funds during the scheduled round.
C'mon Hoss, we need to get in an emergency nine--Cueball wiped me out in the Calcutta this morning and I need to win some of it back.
by Webturtle April 15, 2009
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Emeri

Emeri is the kindest perso. You could meet. She cares about her friends over all. If you hook up with her you will have a great time but if you break her heart your like will become miserable. Don’t hurt her or she will hurt you. If you hurt her friends her evil will haunt you. Don’t make her mad or mess with her or you will get hurt but if you become her friend you will be happy.
Emeri is a godess
by eekstrand November 6, 2017
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Embrace yourself

Love and hug yourself since no one else wants to.
When you score 'F' on an exam, embrace yourself before telling your parents. It'll help.
Or, if you mean to prepare to something and simple have bad English so instead of bracing yourself you are embracing yourself.
by userit March 11, 2014
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Embracism

Embracism is the acceptance and embrace of pre-existing (positive) racial stereotypes
Embracism is: 'Asian people are good at math', 'Spanish are good at getting laid', 'Italians make great coffee'
by benonben March 26, 2009
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The Emeril LaGasse

This is a somewhat complex yet simple move to perform. What you will need:

1. White lab coat with green Emeril E on the front
2. Emeril Essence seasoning
3. Partner who is willing to perform fellatio

To perform this maneuver, first place on the lab coat after the E has been applied. Then while your partner is performing fellatio, as you are about to climax pull in her head and release the goo in her mouth while yelling "BAM!!!". After one has orgasm'd, proceed to say, "Now I'm gonna kick it up a notch." Tell your lady friend to open her mouth then proceed to sprinkle the Emeril Essence seasoning all over your man-juice, while screaming "BAM!!" in the process.

Thus, the Emeril LaGasse
Thomas: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Geoffrey: Well, Cindy was in the kitchen cooking a rack of lamb and I got horny so I gave her "The Emeril LaGasse".

Thomas: Haha, nice.

Geoffrey: Oh yes, I sure did kick it up a notch afterwards when I told her I have herpes.
by Todd Todd September 26, 2009
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Emergen-C

a substance of pfizzy vitamins and minerals that cost very little and is worthless in all aspects. NOT something to steal. But the powerbar definitely makes it okay.
Beau is a pfucking pfool pfor trying to steal Emergen-C pfrom QpFC.
by Pfucking Pfunny Ass's October 1, 2006
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