elven eyes

Having the elf ability to see things from a long distance.

I used my elven eyes to spot the hot chick in the back of the club.

by Tavish L. September 17, 2005

It's not even funny

A phrase used to describe something or something that someone did that is very weird or outrageuous in it's own way.

John is so good at Black Ops it's not even funny.
I ran into some hobo peeing in the lake it's not even funny.

by Marnigus January 25, 2011

even the score

to exact revenge, to exact retribution

He tried to even the score but did consider what the full outcome might be.

by The Return of Light Joker April 18, 2009

Main Event

Another way of saying someone is VERY attractive or a hottie.

“That bartender was definitely the Main Event. “

“When I went to cut her grass, I found out that Stacy’s mom is the Main Event.”

“I tipped her double because that Dominos delivery driver was the Main Event”

by Lean Quatifah November 6, 2019

What even is ballet?

Used as a sort of comeback at a persons question that is either considered stupid or has an easy answer.

This is also used when a someone asks a question that you do not understand or do not know how to explain

Person 1: "dude, how is that even spelt?"
Person 2: "ugh, what even is ballet?"

by Yaoihands September 2, 2014

even

First used by Thirstin Howl III, it means that you have smoked, drank and snorted so much that you ain't high, you even.

I had a little bit of that green, a little bit of that brown, I'm just even.

by sawlid September 11, 2003

recent events

A euphemism for an event that may cause discomfort to members of the audience if named directly, like the September 11, 2001 destruction of the World Trade Center in New York, or the Virginia Tech Campus Shootings of 2007.

"In light of recent events, campus safety and security have become the
number one priority for colleges and universities around the nation.
The way you prepare for and respond to a crisis on your campus can
mean the difference between life and death. Join us for this live,
60-minute audio conference where you and your colleagues will learn:"...

by Situ Tian July 16, 2007