EdiPussy

Edipussy is when a guy wants to eat a girl out and she lets him and it tastes hella.

Jim: Yo yesterday I ate this bitches Edipussy!

Joe: how did it taste?

Jim: it was Edipussy so it tasted amazing

by aids123456789 April 13, 2015

editoor's cramp

The cramp in your left hand that forms from pressing ~, 1, 2, and 3 repeatedly through 10,000 definitions.

I tried to edit words, but once I reached word number 10,001, I got a case of editoor's cramp.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

Edison

Attempting to flirt but failing like crazy

Hey stop trying to flirt like edison

by JLAI April 17, 2018

EDiot

In layman terms, a Nazi like sore on the ass of society. EDiot's like to spew garbage rhetoric, Anti-Patriotic litanies and are apt to hide behind a keyboard and monitor.

EDiot's are also known to claim to have a military background when in fact they are for the most part some 16 year old punk who can't go outside for fear of a righteous ass beating.

Ed(iot) Burke is a prime example of an EDiot. Ed(iot) like's to spout Nazi like statements and shows a general hatred of all Americans. Ed(iot) also likes to claim to have served in Vietnam, unfortunately the only jungle Ed(iot) has ever seen was the hairy tangles of genital hair belonging to his gay lover.

by Ed Burke December 9, 2008

Ediholic

1. Someone who is addicted to editing papers, film, etc.

2. Someone who is addicted to eating people.

Lee hasn't taken a single break in re-editing his column in the newspaper, I am beginning to suspect Lee is an ediholic.

by The Dayman Champion of the Sun January 24, 2011

film editor

Someone who edits film professionally. By professionally this means torrenting Final Cut Pro or Adobe Premiere and uploading whatever crap you've made onto YouTube, like a pro!

Normally found annoying post production houses begging for work, whilst genuine candidates get lumped in with them.

"So what do you do?"
"I'm a film editor".
"Oh, has you done anything that's been on TV?"
"Nope"
"Cinema?"
"Nope"
"DVD?"
"Nope"

by AxelS September 17, 2013

The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ August 28, 2008