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First Fit Energy 

When you put on a brand new ‘fit, usually newly thrifted or sought out intentionally. You are feeling yourself and the ‘fit is absolutely perfect for the moment at hand. You have confidence and radiate determination to let yourself shine! Sometimes abbreviated as FFE. Not even comparable to Big Dick Energy, so don’t even try.

Often used to describe a waste of effort I.e. “damn, I went on this date and had first fit energy but he was so boring.”
Baddie in group chat: OKAAYYYY I have First Fit Energy tnightttt!

Baddie #1: Pics!?!

Baddie #2: duuuuudeeeee I just got back from school I’m dead.
Baddie #3: *sends pic*
Baddie #1 omggjs ienxi yes perfection

Baddie #2: wait did you go on that date already?!? Wahoooooo
First Fit Energy by Aria Darling October 28, 2022

fuck you energy 

The energy a person channels when they find themself in a scenario where another individual does something to one-up/embarrass/piss off the first person. Typically results in the individual channeling said “fuck you energy” absolutely demolishing their opponent out of pure spite and a desire to assert dominance with malicious intent.
Person A: While playing video games, begins talking shit, adopts an extremely cocky attitude, and declares that Person B is “hot trash” at playing the game.

Person B: Fed up with Person A’s cocky attitude and bullshit, Person B channels their fuck you energy and proceeds to absolutely annihilate Person A just to spite them, taunting them at every opportunity purely to reinforce their point.
fuck you energy by DustyRusty01 October 31, 2022

Big Gavel Energy 

Big Gavel Energy, abbreviated B.G.E., is the judicial equivalent of Big Dick Energy. A judge with B.G.E. exudes effortless poise, confidence, and equanimity because they wield a Big Gavel with composure and ease. Even more importantly, a jurist blessed with B.G.E. is never afraid to make the decision that they think is best, even when it might be an unpopular decision.
"Wow, did you see how Judge Jones ruled against that big corporation today? She really brought the Big Gavel Energy."

"I hope Judge Smith uses some of his usual Big Gavel Energy to issue an opinion excoriating my opponent after this oral argument."

"Judge Miller has a powerful presence in the courtroom: she's perennially unbothered and emanates Big Gavel Energy."
Big Gavel Energy by Coco Bishop December 9, 2022

The Energy Drink Error 

When people think that your 500ml can of energy juice is infact beer
Cinema man : "you cant take alcohol in the cinema"

Me :"its ok, its rockstar"

Cinema man :"yeah, right, fuck off."

Me : "i thought it was only old people who made the energy drink error..."
The Energy Drink Error by Wanbaw2 January 29, 2009

big breast energy 

Confidence and self-assurance that only big breast can offer. The female equivalent of a 10-inch penis. Can be abbreviated as BBE.
Wow, that's girl's confidence is a force to be reckoned with. She's really got that big breast energy.
big breast energy by Epic Dick June 16, 2019

Small Dick Energy 

Fragile masculinity/inflated ego. Does NOT require having a small dick, either. Homeboy could be absolutely hung and still emit SDE.
Wow, that dude belittling men who like to be pegged is totally giving off Small Dick Energy right now.