early life crisis

allegedly an album thats gonna drop new by that femboy twink ah mfer nettspend

"yo im hype for early life crisis"
"go outside bro, please."

by wzrd101 June 10, 2025

Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

Early bird

a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time.

"he was always an early bird"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

furries from 2000's and early 2010

the furries from 2000 to 2010 are the same thing from now but more stupid XDDD...

dont use degraded (graphic design) for you art lmao,

furries from 2000's and early 2010: look vieja culia, theres my fetish art that looks like drawed by a 5 year old, dont look so good?

in conclution, the furries from 2000 to early 2010 are the fucking same thing from now but i dont fucking know the difference.

by losminionshuelenaraja December 17, 2022

he be off the early

Someone who is quick in acting. Could be in terms of time, or place

He be off the early when we be going out at night

by lobe3 January 16, 2012

early hours

Period from 00:00 (12:00 am) until 06:00 (6:00 am).

Early hours.

by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025

Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020