duecegroped

When you are groped by a guy or a girl while taking a massive shit that hurts as much as a Twainesse hooker putting a sticky fly trap on your pubes and ripping it off with her teeth

"Dude I got duecegroped yesterday by Jessica"
"That sucks man take a seat"
"I don't know if that's a good idea for me to do"

by The_Hairy_Peach April 6, 2014

Duncey

A person who is likely to forget things but will love pints always

Duncey forgot his wallet but he always has pints

by Yecnud July 4, 2016

Duce mittens

When you can't find a bathroom and you don't want to ruin your pants. Sometimes you have to catch the poop.

We were outside for hours in that field! I had to make a pair of duce mittens. These are my favorite pants.

by Ducemittens69 October 3, 2016

Duceses

To leave

I should go guys. Duceses

by AroseInABloom June 11, 2018

docevai

A person who is almost always optimistic but overwhelmed with sadness and pain. Typically this person is too kind for their own good but is too selfless to care. ( most of the time ) They see the best in people when no one else does. They're often complicated with their own emotions if they ever trust you enough to talk about them.

Ex. "Hayden is such a docevai, he's always looking for the good in everyone."
np Note that a docevai is considered a great person but they are not perfect

by ccvacant September 17, 2018

Doucey juul

Doucey juul- juuling while on the toilet

I had to doucey juul in the airport restroom.

by Juuls Stach December 9, 2018

Durcelia

She is a bad bitch and always seems to get in trouble in school. Durcelia will always have a sassy mood towards everybody And will be really tough and attractive. She will also not seem to care about other people, Durcelia also seems to not like anybody, but when you get to know her she funny person to be around with and is down to do bad ass shit.

She seems really cool... She must be a durcelia.

by Cool_Dude1515 April 27, 2020