bruce the bus driver

Bruce the bus driver is an evil man he loves little children and loves sucking lily pops he will chew on your toes and eat sloppy hamburgers

Bruce the bus driver is evil!

by Boy on the bus March 7, 2017

asian driver

a race of people that have the ability to design and build great car's but yet they lack the skill to drive them

have the ability to piss off english, spanish speakers

asian drivers are

erratic

fail to indicate
drive at rediculas speed
fail to obey road rules
fail to stop at stop sign
kurb mag wheels
50 % vision at all times
fail to understand english

have the ability to piss off locals

by the western society December 1, 2011

Tallahassee Steam Driver

The act of pouring alcohol into a woman's vagina, shaking her, and drinking the resulting liquid in the form of a shot.
Can be known as the TSD

My girlfriend was down for a Tallahassee Steam Driver, but I didn't want to drink that shit.

Dude I did the Tallahassee Steam Driver last night, and I am still puking from drinking that shit.

Home Slice, I gave my ho a TSD, but it gave me a STD.

by E- Mez and P- Mack January 5, 2008

Asian Driver

The stereotypical slow driver who drives at 40 km/h (25 mph) in Canada and the U.S. on the fast lane because the lanes are too wide. However, it is the opposite situation back in Asia. In Asia (especially Hong Kong), the Asian driver is the one who makes unneccesary lane changes at over 120 km/h (75 mph) by signalling too fast and not shoulder checking on extremely ridiculous narrow lanes. However, they are somehow so pro that Hong Kong's accident rate is so low. But still, foreigners driving in Hong Kong are suspectible to accidents.

Surely, these Asian Drivers may be idiots here in Vancouver doing 40k on the passing lane. But when I rented a car in Hong Kong, couldn't believe they are so wrecklessly fast!

by ckckds August 13, 2010

Driver's Foot

Usually occurs after or during traffic. Your ankle feels pain when you try to lift it up from the brakes. Happens because you are constantly pressing down and lifting up on the pedal because you're going nowhere during traffic.

"Goddamn, I have terrible driver's foot. I sat in traffic for 15 minutes."

by amato024 June 10, 2009

Driverbation

Masturbation while driving

person 1"I really want a mini vibrator for my car"
person 2"why"
person 1 "i feel like driverbation would be easier"

by Blairski3224 October 15, 2010

driver's license

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Song cover by: I'msittingherebarbecue sauceonmytitties

DRIVER'S LICENSE

by Imsitnherebarbsausonmi May 25, 2021