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I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
by The SQUIP April 5, 2022
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Drift Consci

Fools Fall asleep but cool people 'Drift Consci'. Drift from Conscientious to the enchanting, magical world of slumber. Often in the context of drinking alcohol or taking illicit substances.
Patrick wanted to party all night at the Ultra Music Festival but all that drinking made him Drift Consci around midnight.
by dizzyCarnival March 24, 2022
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Drift Weenie

When you want a girl to come over and hang out with some"bed wrestling" but she can't because you have been at the drift track all day and your weenie smells like shit.
Casey: you gonna bone ol girl from last time?
Ariel: I can't. I got a mean case of Drift Weenie after today.
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Tokyo Drift

When you fart outside the car before you get in and it follows you in in to the car.
Driver: this car stinks!
Passenger: Sorry I farted outside, must have been a Tokyo Drift.
by benjigrin October 4, 2021
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Senior Drift

As you age information drifts in and out of your mind , mostly out , constantly forgetting what you were doing or telling the same story to the same people in short duration.
You just told me that story this morning, “ ya sorry , senior drift
by Watchmen4 August 18, 2021
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drifting

Noun

While in the process of giving fellatio, the penis misses the giver's mouth and starts streaking away on the face, sometimes piercing the cheekbone.

Typically occurs when the person giving fellatio is inebriated, exhausted, barely awoken from sleep to perform the act, or otherwise mind-altered by drugs or medication.
"Hey Greg. Wake up, man! You're drifting, and now my dick is stabbing your cheek. Get it together, and THEN you can go back to sleep!"
by Japanese Doll Peddler June 4, 2021
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Drift Boss

1: A Video Game
2: When someone in a gang, particularly a gang leader, a 'boss', pulls a drive-by on a homeless person or a random person.
Tenasha: "Did you see the gang leader hit that Drift Boss on the local Homeless Man."
Tasha: "Da."
by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 13, 2024
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